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The Musket Orange Glen High School Escondido, CA
Issue Date: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 Issue: Back to School
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Banjo Patrick, Audio Science and Rocket Valentin are just some of the baby names celebrities have cursed upon their children. Some names are normal like the late Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams’s daughter who they named Matilda Rose, while others like singer Toni Braxton named her son Diesel. It is time to travel to that strange land named Hollywood to see the weirdest baby names known to man. It is sometimes thought that celebrities are incapable of thinking of baby names when their bundle of joy is born.
Some of us say oh what a creative name for a baby. While others are thinking how much pain medication were they on when they named their child. It is common for people to name their kids after a fruit, vegetable, or any other inanimate object they think would be a suitable name for an animal but not a baby.

"No I would not because I don’t want my child to have a weird name,” freshman Jackie Reyes said.

When Sylvester Stallion’s son was born people thought he would name him Rambo or Rocky, but that is not outrageous enough. He named his son Sage Moonblood
“It’s ridiculous. They should name their children something normal," freshman Jeremy Pruett said.

Celebrities are strange creatures we do not know why they do the things they do. So when Jason Lee star of the show My Name is Earl, people were shocked to find out that he named his daughter Pilot Inspektor. One theory is celebrities do not get enough attention before they have kids, so they have to name their kids something that will keep people talking about them.
“It depends on what they name them, maybe something cute and unique,” freshman Esmé Perez said. Celebrities also have a reason for giving a certain name to a child, like when David and Victoria Beckham named their daughter Harper Seven; the reason behind this is because Victoria’s favorite book was ‘To Kill A Mocking Bird’ By Harper Lee, and the seven is for David Becham’s soccer jersey number. Some celebrity baby names are cool, and are actually a trendsetting like clothes or shoes. It might fun and nice and seem right at the time but think very carefully and tread lightly on what the name of a child should be.

 


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