How many times have you ever thought about how you might want to have 2 kids when you’re older, or maybe even 4 or 5? Well, here is a quiz that’ll help you determine whether you’re ready to be a parent or not.

1) Junior gets a pebble stuck up his nose. You…

a. Try to get it out with tweezers.

b. Try to suck it out with a vacuum.

c. Plug the nostril with nothing in it and then tell your kid to blow his nose.

2) Junior wants to get the new Sponge Bob video game, but you say no. Junior sits down in the middle of the store and makes a scene. You…

a. Give in and get the video game.

b. Leave Junior there and go home for a few hours, while thinking, “That’ll show him!”

c. Tell him that, “No, “ is your final answer and then take him home.

3) Little Jane gets a sore throat. What do you do?

a. Tell her to lie in bed for a while.

b. Turn on some loud music and get her to sing.

c. Give her lots of fluids.

4) A bee stings Junior. You…

a. Put toothpaste on the sting.

b. Leave it alone. He’ll be fine.

c. Find the stinger and scrape it off with a credit card or your fingernail.

5) Your teenage daughter, Jane, wants to go to a cabin for the weekend with her boyfriend. You…

a. Say no, but she persists in asking so finally give in.

b. Say, “Sure honey,” and give her $20 for booze.

c. Refuse to let her go and instead take her camping with you.

6) On Christmas Eve Junior see’s you are setting out the presents and starts crying for Santa. You….

a. Say that Santa fell off a roof and couldn’t make it.

b. Sit him down on your lap and tell him to act like a man, and then tell him Santa’s fake.

c. Tell him Santa couldn’t make it but your one of his elves and that’s why you were setting out the presents.

7) Jane decides she doesn’t want to go to college but instead get married. You…

a. Tell her she has to go to college.

b. Don’t’ really care. It’s her life.

c. Tell her you support her decision.

8) Junior breaks the window with a baseball. You…

a. Pay for it with your money.

b. Tell him to tape it up with duct tape.

c. Make him pay for it with his allowance.

9) A Jane gets older you notice she is also gaining weight. You…

a. Don’t tell her.

b. Tell her she’s getting fat and needs to lose weight.

c. Sit her down and tell her that you’re concerned about her health.

10) Junior brings home a stray dog. You…

a. Let Junior keep it so you don’t have to hear his whining.

b. Throw the dog out when Juniors sleeping.

c. Try to find the dog’s owner and if you can’t, keep him.



If you chose mostly A’s: You’re not quite ready for a kid yet, but maybe you could baby sit instead.

If you chose mostly B’s: You should be nowhere near children until you learn some responsibility.

If you chose mostly C’s: You are completely capable of raising children. Nice Job!